Stone Cold Webb
Target: The Parthenon Marbles.
Security: Unbreakable.
Crew: A hacker, a con man, a germaphobe, and a fish truck.
The Mission
Niko Webb is an “ethical” hacker who breaks into corporate server rooms, writes the report, cashes the check, and still feels empty afterward. A Greek vacation meant to reset his life instead turns into a nightmare when he’s framed for a crime he didn’t commit, then blackmailed with an impossible demand: steal the Elgin Marbles back for Greece.
What follows is a fast-paced, darkly funny heist where Niko uses his skills to right a historical wrong and save the people he loves.
Status: Mission Critical
Odds of Survival: 3%
Current Vehicle: 1998 Ford Transit "Fresh Catch"
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The Crew
Niko Webb
The brains. Can crack a bank server in 30 seconds but cannot figure out how to tell a girl he likes her. Currently running on caffeine and panic.
Jax Miller
The charm. Can talk his way out of a murder charge but cannot walk past a roulette wheel. Currently owes money to people who own pliers.
Lewis Chang
The engineer. Can build a bomb out of a toaster but refuses to touch a door knob without sanitizer. Currently wearing a hazmat suit.
Elena Ameda
The curator. Loves the art more than the law. Knows exactly how heavy a centaur is. Currently investigating Niko and dating him.
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What Readers Are Saying
"Like Ocean's Eleven meets Mr. Robot, but with actual heart. I couldn't put it down."
— Beta Reader
"Finally, a heist novel where the technology feels real and the characters feel human."
— Early Reviewer
"Fast, funny, and surprisingly touching. This is the thriller we needed."
— Advance Reader
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